"If I can't fix it, it's really broke!"
Dear Laboratory Manager,
Take a few moments for this simple quiz.
(Y/N) Do you break things for a living?
(Y/N) Do you spend lots of time thinking of ways to break things?
(Y/N) Do you have broken things on your desk because they look neat?
(Y/N) Do you want to crush a sugar cube in the Tinius-Olsen?
(Y/N) Do you use the word "kip" regularly?
(Y/N) Do you bake dirt in the oven?
(Y/N) Do you know the difference between cement and concrete?
(Y/N) Do you know what ASTM and ICBO are?
(Y/N) Do you pull on rebar just because it's there?
(Y/N) Do you have pictures of EnerpacŪ equipment in your photo album?
If you answered "yes" to most of these questions you probably need help.
I'm no psychotherapist but I might be able to help you!
I've been doing this a long time!
Ken Berling, Owner
